Hey I'm Kellie. I'm 20 and I live in America and I'm 10 weeks pregnant..
Currently in love with someone who's too stubborn to see it..
Being the maid of honor hasn’t been easy, let me tell you. Actually, the past six months of my life have been a living hell. There’s been an endless array of things to be taken care of; the guest list, the caterer, flowers, the god damned dress. I’m just thankful that the day of…
call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat
Shhh. It believes so it is.
In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.
i will reblog this whenever i see this on my dashboard
LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS OMG BABY
Another frat boy Luke
That’s also why guys have nipples.
wow i actually didn’t know that
Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified
Basic mammalian biology.
I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)
Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.
Happy Birthday Luke!! We all can’t believe you’ve finally reached 18! You’re so special to the 5sosfam and we hope nothing but the best for you and your future. Love you, you big dork. ♡
He is so cute
Michael does a Twitcam and a fan asks, “So how’s [y/n] in bed?” and he just chuckles and winks, “She’s alright,”
I do not own the gif pictured above, all creds go to owner xo
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
transparent smash and cal-pal melting, now why wouldn’t you want this on your blog?
here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.Someone finally said it
Rebloggable by request. Sorry if it’s fucked up.
you’re my fav
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND NOTES.
always reblog for Sgt Mints