Hey I'm Kellie. I'm 20 and I live in America and I'm 10 weeks pregnant..
Currently in love with someone who's too stubborn to see it..
OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE
FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME
TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES
This dog has a heart of gold.
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
why do pop punk bands think they need like 6 opening bands. why? do you guys travel in packs? more people to chip in to order pizza? are you ALL getting out of this town???
are you complaining about seeing more bands
me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now
Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit.
It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged
Ellen’s part always gets me
"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.
Omfg that’s so sick.
hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her
normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome
hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this