A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
A boy I went to elementary, middle & high school with, passed away last night. I don’t know how or what happened, but I ask that your thoughts & prayers go to his family & friends.
so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
this doesnt have enough notes…..
Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :)
I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging
Like is definitely the wrong word.. I need it in order to survive
Books? Oh! You mean my best friends and worst enemies. Yeah, love ‘em.
perks of having a boyfriend
- u can steal their clothes
- they have 2 give u their fries
- they look cute when they sleep
- if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
- free food
- hand on my butt
The members of Emblem3 answer your fun Twitter questions.
not only are they adorable but ironic how keaton said if he was a girl he would want his name to be katrina stromberg
OHMGOD THIS IS SO CUTE. KEATONS LITTLE GIGGLE WHEN WES TICKLES HIM.
Keaton Stromberg hugged me, picked me up, swung me around, and moaned! My life is complete.
LUCKY OMG. D: I SAW THEM YESTERDAY IN CT AND I SCREAMED. I WANTED TO MEET THEM BUT I COULDN’T. OMG. HUG KEATON FOR ME PLZ. OMG
does keaton know how hot he is in glasses because i c a n t breathe