Hey I'm Kellie. I'm 20 and I live in America and I'm 10 weeks pregnant..
Currently in love with someone who's too stubborn to see it..
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
YES IT’S BACK
ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good
mini transparent 5sos sitting on yo blog
Hope they’re comfy
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs
Being the maid of honor hasn’t been easy, let me tell you. Actually, the past six months of my life have been a living hell. There’s been an endless array of things to be taken care of; the guest list, the caterer, flowers, the god damned dress. I’m just thankful that the day of…
call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat
Shhh. It believes so it is.
In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.
i will reblog this whenever i see this on my dashboard
LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS OMG BABY
Another frat boy Luke
That’s also why guys have nipples.
wow i actually didn’t know that
Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified
Basic mammalian biology.
I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)
Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.