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Hey I'm Kellie. I'm 20 and I live in America and I'm 10 weeks pregnant..

Currently in love with someone who's too stubborn to see it..


Jul 29th at 6PM / via: lukespenguin003 / op: jrelyt / 713,829 notes

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK


Jul 27th at 4PM / via: sunshinelucas / op: lasht-n / 20,376 notes
lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good


Jul 27th at 4PM / via: minchan89 / op: teenagerposts / 3,360 notes

Jul 25th at 7PM / via: 5sosheartbeats / op: calumhoodlumz / 18,318 notes
5sosheartbeats:

calumhoodlumz:

mini transparent 5sos sitting on yo blog 

Hope they’re comfy

5sosheartbeats:

calumhoodlumz:

mini transparent 5sos sitting on yo blog 

Hope they’re comfy


Jul 25th at 7PM / via: live-love-internet / op: bombing / 312,991 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image


Jul 25th at 7PM / via: onedswifey / op: fake-mermaid / 191,320 notes

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs


Wedding series - Niall

Jul 21st at 6AM / via: liamyumyum / op: liamyumyum / 256 notes

liamyumyum:

Your POV

Being the maid of honor hasn’t been easy, let me tell you. Actually, the past six months of my life have been a living hell. There’s been an endless array of things to be taken care of; the guest list, the caterer, flowers, the god damned dress. I’m just thankful that the day of…


abandof5seconds:

Guys !!!!

omg.

abandof5seconds:

Guys !!!!

omg.


thetalkingpoltergeist:

haunt-my-miles:

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.


Jul 20th at 5PM / via: cashtuhn / op: 96shood / 12,528 notes

[x]

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another-half-story:

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another-half-story:

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Jul 17th at 7PM / via: x5sos-imagines / op: und-r / 44,250 notes
ashtonirwinsdaddykink:

cataglottis-m:

5sos-imagination:

i will reblog this whenever i see this on my dashboard 

LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS OMG BABY

Another frat boy Luke

ashtonirwinsdaddykink:

cataglottis-m:

5sos-imagination:

i will reblog this whenever i see this on my dashboard 

LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS OMG BABY

Another frat boy Luke


A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

Jul 17th at 8AM / via: dying-rainbow-roses / op: fvxxk / 306,609 notes

brassholes:

justcallmeshayne:

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

image

That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

OMG haha