Lmfao. the sad part about these, is half the innapropriate comments…are things my baby would say.@bloodneko
My days turned to shit… once again.
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry
lmao this is me and my friends.
20 bucks says it was Michael
"tell us your onion"
it was definitely michael.
This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.
Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.
if u pull ur sleeves over ur hands ur automatically 100% cute
stop right there
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
A boy I went to elementary, middle & high school with, passed away last night. I don’t know how or what happened, but I ask that your thoughts & prayers go to his family & friends.
so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class